It’s almost worth allowing spam to get into your inbox just because of the names of the ‘people’ who’ve sent them. Recent ones have come from Violin G. Cognitive, Huber K. Loathsome, Hollie Akers, Moreno O. Porringer, Dopes H. Backstretch and Bucksaw A. Schoolmate.
If only we were imaginative in our naming of real people. It’d be great to meet people with such names. It’s also somewhat quaint that they usually have a middle initial – what it stands for is anyone’s guess.