Best lyrical rhymes ever

There have been a few posts about musical superlatives, including best starting lyrics to a song (along with part 2) and best moments in songs. There was even a best ‘proud to be British while walking in New York‘ song post. This evening I was inspired to open up the competition for best rhyming lyrics ever, listening to Perry Como’s Magic Moments. Below are a couple of starters for ten.

Perry Como, Magic Moments
– The way that we cheered whenever our team was scoring a touchdown
– The time that the floor fell out on my car when I put the clutch down

Burt Bacharach, I’ll Never Fall in Love Again
– What do you get when you kiss a girl, you get enough germs to catch pneumonia
– After you do, she’ll never phone you

I’m sure some more will come up in iPod listening, but as I say, it’s a start. Please feel free to add through the comments feature.


2 Responses to “Best lyrical rhymes ever”

  1. killer,thriller,bbq griller on August 13th, 2007 17:12

    best rhyme ever limp bizkit/hotdog
    if you don’t like em suck my fucken dick cunts
    if i say fuck two more times
    that’s 46 fucks in this fucked up rhyme

  2. Sam on January 19th, 2009 09:32

    “No Time At All” from the musical Pippin by Stephen Schwartz

    You could squander away or sequester
    A drop of a precious year
    For when your best days are yester
    The rest’re twice as dear


    “Oh, No!” from Veggie Tales

    We could use him as a footstool
    Or a table to play Scrabble on
    And tie him up and beat him up
    And throw him out of Babylon

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