Universally challenged

Paxman: what’s the definite integral of x cubed between the values zero and one
Dan: a quarter
Paxman [responding to silence from the teams]: no? It’s a quarter
Mrs. Dan: that’s why no one wants to have sex with you.

Comments

6 Responses to “Universally challenged”

  1. matt on September 3rd, 2007 17:18

    at least you know the reason why your wife doesnt want sex with you.

  2. Dan on September 3rd, 2007 17:33

    I’m hoping she was excluded from the set…

  3. Art Vandelay on September 4th, 2007 00:19

    I am not wearing any underwear.

  4. andy on September 4th, 2007 22:37

    I don’t think that’s the only reason…Arf.

    Dan – I’ve been neglecting my duties re giving you new stuff to mull over/drive you crazy.

    Try this: http://www.stumbleupon.com

    Which led me to receive, amongst other delights, this:
    http://www.friends.hosted.pl/redrim/Reading_Test.jpg

  5. Bacchus on September 5th, 2007 09:22

    Given this is expressed in the plural (no-one), what’s the other story?

    Are you being shunned by your swinging friends, is your attempt to go dogging getting nowhere or is your spouse preparing you for a future admission of infidelity?

  6. Rob on September 9th, 2007 11:16

    Isn’t a more compelling argument, that you were watching Paxman quiz people with this kind of question in the first place?

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