New stroller: no water skiing

We have just taken delivery of a new stroller for our lil ‘un, given that the old one now sounds like it’s been dredged from of the bottom of the Regent’s Canal. Its instructions inform me that it can’t be used for (among other things) horse riding, water skiing or acrobatics, nor can it be used as a flotation device.

If I’d known these severe limitations before buying it, I would’ve thought twice.


4 Responses to “New stroller: no water skiing”

  1. Itchy on May 2nd, 2008 18:43

    Is it the sort that is so big it can’t easily co-exist with other pedestrians on a London pavement or squeeze down a crowded bus aisle?

  2. Dan on May 2nd, 2008 22:44

    Oh yes. Oh yes indeed.

  3. art vandelay on May 5th, 2008 03:08

    what is a lil ‘un?

  4. Itchy on May 6th, 2008 10:11

    Oh well, at least Boris won’t be charging you £25 congestion charge for your stroller, you must be relieved. How’s your carbon footprint doing, is that in your Excel model yet?

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