Minnie, Beyonce AND Reese?

I had an open and frank discussion on Sunday evening with my wife. In a nutshell, I told her that my life was not panning out in the way I’d expected. She took the news well, considering.

The conversation followed her sharing news that Minnie Driver was pregnant. (I can safely vouch that I was not involved.) This, so soon after Beyonce’s marriage to Jay-Z, was a little too much to take. Does Minnie not remember me following her into a deli on Broadway a few years back? Did it mean nothing to her? And I would have hoped Beyonce would have at least mentioned Jay-Z. Not a bloody word!

I said that all I needed now was to hear that Reese Witherspoon had met someone following her separation from her husband. My wife filled me in on this front, with the news that she had, and that apparently he was very good looking.

All in all, not a good day on the ladies front.


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